Welcome to a miraculous adventure starting April 7th!
If you could see yourself through the eyes of consciousness, who and what would you see?
Would you see yourself as less than, or would you see the unfathomable, undefinable, inconceivable you, the monster of miracles you truly be that you could no longer deny or refuse?
There is a YOU that has a level of power, potency and miraculousness that no one and nothing else has ever seen and nothing on this planet can stop.
How much judgment have you associated with being a monster, that if you stopped believing it was bad, wrong and evil, would allow you to be the monster of possibility, greatness, magic, and consciousness you and your body truly be?
You are a monster when you create miracles (at least in other people’s eyes).
Welcome to Monsters YOUniversity where what other people see as real or not possible is not relevant, and where you continue your monster training to create and actualize a reality beyond this one and that has never existed before.
What can you BE that you’ve never imagined possible?
Monsters YOUniversity
Flying Class
Figuratively or literally - you choose!
Outcreating Muggles
Let's go be magic
Care of Magical Creatures
This includes you ;)
Potions & Verbal Charms
Clearing loops and homeplay included
Time Travel
‘Blast from the past’ gifts chosen by Mr. Monster Dr. Dain
Invisibility Cloak
Listen in behind the scenes to monster conversations, sessions, recordings of audios, and more
Monster Gatherings
Monthly Zooms - Join us from anywhere, under the bed, in your closet, or even your cave. And if you come live to a class, who knows what may occur?
Also receive the 15 Billion program complimentary for the duration of this 3-month program
Levitation
ESB and ESC sessions included - How far would you like to float into and above the Earth?
Telepathy
Until we advance in the subject, a telegram thread where people can connect using words will be provided
Creation
The ability to create something from apparently nothing. This may include conversations with the monster gaggle on various superpowers
Chaos Magic
An advanced elective course which invites the monster to manipulate, warp, and reconstruct the very fabric of existence and reality to his or her own whims, and bring about total destruction of this reality
Monster Mash-Ups
Compilations of our favorite monster lessons
Future Manipulation
The ability to change the future itself
Melting
Your ability to liquify anything solid
Illumination
Bringing your light to the world and letting it shine
PAYMENT & REGISTRATION
Program Cost:
1x payment of $1500 USD
or 3x payment installments* of $500 USD billed monthly.
*This is a 3-month payment commitment if you choose to do installments. No cancellations.
Registration and Pre-requisites
If you fib about your pre-requisites consciousness WILL know and you will receive the wrath of Dr. Dainger!
Do you really want to start off this relationship based on a lie? We think not! 😉